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Freshly judged nonsense
Can I go to the nightclub by electric scooter?
Yes, but only if you enjoy unplanned scooter stunts and showing up looking like you lost a fight with the sidewalk.
Can I jump on my mom's head?
No, you can't. Jumping on your mom's head is both stupid and a fast track to family eviction.
Can I take the car to the car wash and walk because it's very close?
Sure, you can walk home, but that won't exactly count as taking the car for a ride, will it?
Can I fill my car with water?
Nope. Filling your car with water is a brilliant way to ruin your engine fast.
Can I dry socks in the oven?
Sure, if you want crispy socks and a fire alarm symphony.
What if I never change my car's oil but drive calmly?
Never changing your car's oil is an excellent way to kill its engine—driving calmly won't save you.
If I put the air fryer inside the oven, does it cook faster?
No, sticking your air fryer inside the oven won't speed things up; it's like putting a microwave inside a fridge and hoping for faster cold.
Can I sleep inside a fridge?
No. A fridge is not a studio apartment for people with terrible judgment.
Can I dry my socks in the oven?
No. The oven is for food, not for making your socks smell like a house fire.